Intent

-chelso- wants to date but nothing serious.

Relationship History

The longest relationship -chelso- has been in was under 1 year long.

Interests

cinema of the indie and Indian persuasion	Islamic politics	high fives
the humanitarian aid racket	travel	indie music and modern folk mash-ups
quality makeouts	vintage fashion	sewing awesome things
improv	painting folk art masterpieces	live theatre
the mighty boosh	zombies	basically if it involves the word folk im going to like it

About Me

Holy gosh, so here goes!! I'm a political science student who digs all things refugee and human righty. I'm totally into this field because: a) warlords are typically insane, and thereby, pretty hilarious and b) refugees tend to rock really sweet beards and I am, in no uncertain terms, into glorious beardage. For reals, what refugee camps tend to lack in available water sources and razors they make up for it in beards . . . it's a pogonophile's wet dream. Le sigh. As of late I've been Alberta bound so I've been getting my kicks by exploring the wonders of rural Alberta. Once a week I throw on my straw drivin' hat and my sh*tkickin' boots and I header out to the country. Picture it as a modern day antiques rape and pillage . . . vinyl records and crafty goodness beware because I'ma get ya!!

When I'm not recreating viking raids on small town Alberta I work as a cafe manager in E-ville. Next to beer, beards and refugees, coffee is what I know and love best!! I'm a girl with the soul of a heavily moustachioed Italian dude. Being a cafe manager is especially great because my work basically sponsors my extreme crafty ADD. Sewing, painting, crocheting, you name it and I've probably dabbled with it . . . let it be known that I am a fantastic dabbler. My latest, and dare I say greatest, dabbling obsession of late is that of country bumpkinnery. I am completely obsessed with the idea of campfires, canoes, banjos and any combination thereof. Now perhaps it's the moonshine talking but there really is something all too special about a little banjo twang and so intense is my love for the sweet banj that I have recently begun searching for a banjo to call my very own. C'est tres exciting, n'est pas?!

Basically, I am a girl in the possession of a well-cut jib in the search for an individual with an equally well defined jib. We should probably hang because I'm funny and goshdarnnit people like me!!

First Date

Two words: Laser tag!! Ohhh yes!

Also basically anything involving caffeine or beer at some point!! Please let it be beer!! Throw in a little improv action at the Varscona or maybe browsing a bookstore and I'm totally game